TJ Clark @tjclark

http://twitter.com/tjclark

Single Dad, Writer, Performer, Stand Up Comic, Storyteller, Music Curator, Director, Host, Okie, Tulsa via OKC, Fat AF but trying for just fat.

  • tjclark

    January 19th at 2:34pm

    Just saw some photos from last night. You guys gotta give me a heads up when I'm displaying Dick Belt. Yes, I have a braided belt. Yes, it's a bit on the long side. But this was not a conscious fashion choice. It is not 1992, I'm not wearing a Girbaud t-shirt, my pants aren't French rolled, nor am I wearing Cole-Haan loafers. Ergo no dick belt required. Just can't see what's happening under m'belly is all. So if you see something, say something. Be a friend, tell me to tuck it in. (Great show last night, by the way.)

    kingdomsmusic

    2 days ago
    Cool :)

    vinyl_lovers_unite

    2 days ago
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    January 14th at 8:46pm
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    Saturday = Tonight.
    Roads = Alright.
    Pants = Tight.
    Weight = A Fight.
    Poster Skills = A Plight.
    Love Life = Also A Plight.
    Recently Googled = "Why am I like this?" #tulsa #comedy #tulsacomedy #standup #standupcomedy #tulsastandup

    joecappa

    9 days ago
    Film a set. I wanna seeee

    mjchamplin

    9 days ago
    Fantastic
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    January 4th at 7:24pm
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    Several cool shows this month, including one TONIGHT at Loony Bin. (Call 918.392.5653 to make reservations and get in for only $5.) #comedy #standup #tulsa #TulsaComedy

    sorry_studio

    19 days ago
    nice feed! 👍

    mjchamplin

    19 days ago
    It'd be my pleasure!

    tjclark

    19 days ago
    @mjchamplin I may hit you up on that. As you can see, my skills are pretty elementary.

    mjchamplin

    19 days ago
    Dang son this is awesome. If you need any posters that's one of my hobbies so let me know.
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    December 27th at 6:40pm
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    Scout made personalized holiday cards for the family. The character on mine is called "The Comedian" (note the mustache and bow tie, comedy staples). His belly does all his jokes for him, which is frighteningly accurate.
    I'll be talking through my belly about this goofball and more at my final comedy show of the year, tonight at The Shrine in Tulsa. 9p. Would love to see you there!

    complikaty

    27 days ago
    @tjclark Missoula Montana peeps would ❤ you!!

    tjclark

    27 days ago
    @complikaty awww, well I'm hoping to tour and do some festivals in 2017. I'll let you know if I come anywhere close!

    complikaty

    27 days ago
    The only bad thing about not living in Oklahoma any more is I don't get to go to your shows.
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    December 26th at 6:03pm
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    Santa brought Tulsa vinyl. Leon Russell & Marc Benno - Look Inside The Asylum Choir (Smash Records 1968). Don Preston - Been Here All the Time (Shelter 1974) #tulsa #tulsasound #leonrussell #shelterrecords #vinyl

    tjclark

    27 days ago
    @patterson6321 can never go wrong with Queen!
    I love all your photos!

    patterson6321

    28 days ago
    My kids brought me Queen's greatest hits. Not that I don't have a ton of Queen vinyl already but a tidy collection of hits is a lovely addition.
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    December 18th at 6:17pm
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    I can always rely on my sweet and angelic children to keeps it real during family game night.

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    December 14th at 10:39pm
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    Mitchmatch day at school or just that undeniable Clark sense of style? Could go either way. #ScoutPClark

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    December 13th at 5:56pm
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    Scout and Beckett were asking about my comedy set last night so I told them a portion. Inspired, Scout ran off and drew me as a superhero called Biscuit Man. I guess this means she liked the bit. She even added to it and said my suit should be made of butter. I like this kid.

    tjclark

    1 month ago
    @hennanblah you're hired.

    tjclark

    1 month ago
    @cuppycake0808 now that's an idea!

    hennanblah

    1 month ago
    I feel like there should be a sidekick named Gravy Man. I could totally fill in for that position if need be.

    cuppycake0808

    1 month ago
    I'm thinking t-shirts (with a biscuit man on em) would be a great addition to your comedy.

    leverspaugh

    1 month ago
    Man of my dreams!!! 😘😘
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    December 5th at 4:38pm
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    It's employee self-evaluation time at work. In 2014, I filled out the questionnaire using Jay-Z lyrics. Last year, I copied direct quotes from lovable stooge Curly's Wikipedia page. Just decided for this year I'm only using lines from questionable Facebook friend requests. "I am time-awesome and very experienced."

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    November 25th at 4:03pm

    I'm playing records at Chimera this Sunday. In an effort to relieve the many losses of 2016, I'm gonna temporarily spin time backwards. Starting with 2016 jams at noon, ending with some 50s era jazz by 4p. Reverse chronology and breakfast tacos. Let's hang!

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