Matthew @vm34

Chicken shoes

  • vm34

    December 25th at 2:29pm
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    I'm 33 years old and still feel like a kid on Christmas morning. Thankful for this bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

  • vm34

    December 24th at 5:47pm
    6 1

    Part of the reason why men die earlier than women, because we do idiotic things like this. #ineedabiggercupholder

    _rawrs

    23 days ago
    You need a travel mug lol
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  • vm34

    December 23rd at 6:44pm

    Wow look at this juicy assed steak that I had 3 years ago. It's been a while since I've had one. This issue needs to be resolved soon.

    vm34

    24 days ago
    @deejaygeekay mule. It's mule meat

    deejaygeekay

    24 days ago
    Assed steak? This is donkey?
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  • vm34

    December 18th at 6:30pm

    #redlight

    vm34

    25 days ago
    @apookiemaima that's a good call

    apookiemaima

    25 days ago
    Tell that red light to fuck off and turn green

    monica.beck

    28 days ago
    awesome! 😊
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  • vm34

    December 14th at 2:11am

    Well well well, what do we have here? A double #bluray pickup? Yes I think so. #suicidesquad #suicidésquadextendedcut #jasonbourne

    vm34

    1 month ago
    @xxdeathgasm yes I am :-)

    xxdeathgasm

    1 month ago
    Hi are you using the codes?!
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  • vm34

    December 12th at 9:36pm
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    Absolutely in the top 10

    vm34

    1 month ago
    @lkelly7 amen yo

    lkelly7

    1 month ago
    YES.
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  • vm34

    December 12th at 3:48pm
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    Days off are for taking drugs

    decrockett

    1 month ago
    @vm34 proud of it!!

    vm34

    1 month ago
    @decrockett blasphemer

    decrockett

    1 month ago
    Le sigh.

    vm34

    1 month ago
    @decrockett you are hereby excommunicated out of the church of Matt Dias. There will be inquisitions

    decrockett

    1 month ago
    @vm34 The only part of the picture I don't support is the Wintry Blend coffee.

    vm34

    1 month ago
    @decrockett I'm a wicked wicked monkey

    decrockett

    1 month ago
    You, sir, live on the edge!
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  • vm34

    December 12th at 12:26am
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    The Mattmobile and the Mattpod are officially in the Mattcave for the Long Halloween. Tumbler mode engaged. Mattvan and Mattwing on standby.

    vm34

    1 month ago
    @apookiemaima only if it's in the interests of both parties. Like if some idiot kid was out in a horrible blizzard and was taught rightly not to get into a car with strangers, and if luring the idiot into my van in order to save his life would actually work then I wouldn't be above using such a tactic.

    apookiemaima

    1 month ago
    Do you hand out candy to little kids out of the Mattvan?
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  • vm34

    December 6th at 10:08pm

    What are you telling us?

    rachellemango

    1 month ago
    exactly! i am my own version of beautiful 💁🏻

    vm34

    1 month ago
    @rachellemango that's what I imagined. I'm with you I'm sure in certain regards. The pressure and supposed standards of beauty should mostly be ignored

    rachellemango

    1 month ago
    that it's all about looking good to market yourself for society... makes me cringe

    vm34

    1 month ago
    @rachellemango what is your commentary?

    vm34

    1 month ago
    @kristiekat1 interesting observation. I also noticed that

    kristiekat1

    1 month ago
    That Jesus is bottom shelf 😐

    rachellemango

    1 month ago
    😒
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  • vm34

    December 6th at 3:28pm
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    Good morning everyone!! A fight! I present to you guys a fight...who would win in a fight between #IronMan #TheFlash #Bumblebee #Catwoman a #Lioness and #JesusChrist I'm not asking. I'm going to tell you. Jesus obviously wins for infinite reasons that I don't even need to explain (He's God you see) so moving on. Notice that the Batmobile is there, stalking in the corner. But where is Batman? Is he inside? Has he made allies with Bumblebee or Flash maybe? Any who, we know Catwoman would just be friends with the Lioness but lets be serious, The Flash or Iron Man or Bumblebee make quick work out of them so they're now dead. The Flash is a trusting fool so he doesn't consider the Batman element and quickly (no pun intended) dismantles Bumblebee, meanwhile Iron man attacks the Batmobile (its shields go up!!) IM brings the pain and heavy armament and tries to hack in with Jarvis, successfully opening the Batmobile hatch compartment. Stark fires his repulsor beam at Batman sitting inside, but it's a decoy hologram!! Meanwhile he's taken out by a cloaked missile launched from the Batsub! The Flash inspects the wreckage of the Batmobile and then the iron man suit to find no body! Tony Stark had been controlling it remotely! The Flash then all of a sudden feels a pinch in his neck...and...fade to black. #ToBeContinued

    vm34

    1 month ago
    @noah_316 amen brother :-)

    noah_316

    1 month ago
    🔥
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