Wes Womack @west3rn

http://raisehelldrinkbeer.com/

I hope I'm never so poor that I have to resort to eating land salt like some kinda goddamn idiot.

  • west3rn

    March 10th at 10:53pm
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    "If I can do it, anyone* can!" *some restrictions may apply

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    January 18th at 7:59pm
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    I write all my speeches with a sharpie.

  • west3rn

    January 13th at 12:50am

    *blows bubbles in bourbon with a straw* you know Hemingway always pooped while standing up

  • west3rn

    January 6th at 5:34pm

    "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" is the famous first line of a classic book and also describes my pov & Paige's pov of our first date.

  • west3rn

    January 1st at 5:56pm

    Celebrating one year with @haylipaige13 today. Here's hoping the rest are as great as the first.

  • west3rn

    December 31st at 5:19pm

    @haylipaige13 is thirsty and not in the disgusting sexual way u ppl say it. #beach #cocktails

    jessica_buck

    3 months ago
    ^ this has me cracking up!
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  • west3rn

    November 3rd at 1:57pm
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    Second night in a row the campaign signs were stolen from my yard. This must be the "honesty and integrity" Kayelynn Clubb stands for.

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    November 2nd at 7:03pm
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    Yesterday I had two campaign signs in my yard, but they were stolen sometime between 7 & 11 pm last night. So today I have three.

    stolfa

    5 months ago
    If you make toast, that's pretty much communion. "Saint Western of Womack: kinda like Mass without all the kneeling."

    west3rn

    5 months ago
    Well, you can park there again and come in for mimosas and bloody marys. Better than mass imo. @stolfa

    stolfa

    5 months ago
    Bingo bango! I used to park in front of your house every Sunday. #nowthatscreepy

    west3rn

    5 months ago
    Yes, on Stanley, across the street from Lincoln. Not uber creepy, maybe #endearinglycreepy @stolfa

    stolfa

    5 months ago
    Is it on Stanley? By Saint Mary's? (Sorry. I'm aware this is uber creepy)

    stolfa

    5 months ago
    Wait some more. Where is it? I know this house!

    west3rn

    5 months ago
    Ethel & Lawrence Hall. @stolfa

    stolfa

    5 months ago
    Wait. Who owned that house before you @west3rn ?
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  • west3rn

    October 14th at 8:31pm
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    *Walter Sobchak voice* human submarines, dude.

    mcnorth

    5 months ago

    cassitidru

    5 months ago
    😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😁
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  • west3rn

    September 30th at 2:23pm

    I've read All the Pretty Horses at least half a dozen times but somehow this exchange catches me by surprise every time. #CormacMcCarthy

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