So I reached in my back pocket the other day to find that I knocked out a tooth. Reach back there today and found I straight up busted it. Seriously? Is my Ass Fu really that powerful?
So I'm sitting there at Smith's tryna get my eats on, when I see this in the checkout line. Damn. And you thought Fox News had it out for her.
The lovely and talented Kasey Musgraves opening the show.
We're not Texan, but we can pretend. :-p
Strait to Vegas 09-SEP-2016
Several years after opening, this McDonald's still puts flowers on their tables. :-)
So there I was at the local Wal Mart (das right, y'all. don't judge) and I saw this! WTF is this homophobic horseshit? Bwaaaahahaha! :-p
It's not playing with your food if you're actually eating it. :-D
This guy was like "Fuck all y'all." haha